they aint have to kill the dog in i am legend bruh

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

whyy did i leavee all my cigarettes at unii when all the stress is at homeee


it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

  • Friend:go ask
  • Me:no you go ask
  • Friend:no you
  • Me:fine can i have ketchup